As the annual Hallmark holiday of Valentine’s Day (2/14) and its friendship spin-off Galentine’s (2/15) approach, the promotion of self-care should not be overlooked.
Why wait for Prince, Princess, or non-binary Charming to show up with flowers or chocolate when you can take matters – and private parts – into your own hands?
Spark up a J and set the mood to enjoy yourself, you sexpot!
Blazy Susan, a tongue-in-cheek, think pink consumer-focused brand, makes fun, mock-rockabilly themed rolling accessories.
Blazy Susan’s famous Pink Rolling Papers contain a convenient, built-in weed tray and pink filters.
The Deluxe Rolling Kit is a perfect solution for any time you need to roll up when you don’t have access to an optimal rolling surface.
You can also use the tray to easily dump any leftovers back into your jar or grinder.
The Deluxe Rolling Kit is the all-in-one solution for tokers on the go.
This pack comes with 32 King Size Papers a stack of filter tip paper.
The papers are proudly vegan and non-GMO. They are made in France and deliver a high quality, slow burn with no aftertaste.
Blazy also makes Pink Pre Rolled Cones – Just pack and twist the tip.
The cones are the perfect option for anyone who can’t roll a decent J on their own but still want to smoke one!
HighOnLove’s new THC-infused Dark Chocolate Body Paint.
Uniting the worlds of sex-positivity + shameless cannabis consumption, HighOnLove believes “THC can encourage playfulness in the bedroom while priming the body for pleasure.”
HighOnLove’s limited-release Dark Chocolate Body Paint (infused with 100mg of THC) is an edible aphrodisiac inspired by chocolatiers in Brussels. It is now available in Colorado.
Designed to bring a higher level of intimacy into the boudoir, the Dark Chocolate Body Paint comes in an adorable heart-shaped glass bottle and includes a paintbrush for easy application.
The chocolate is vegan, making it easy to save for the most intimate moments and always ready to use without heating or refrigeration.
Founder Angela Mustone spent the past 15 years as a driving force behind the brand.
“We’re always finding ways to add fun and playfulness to intimacy, and we’re excited to showcase what we have in store for the new year,” said Mustone.
HighOnLove is also launching Sensual Bath & Body Oil and Sensual Flower sold in pre-packaged 3.5g jars. HighOnLove’s Sensual Bath & Body Oil combines 100mg of THC and 100mg of CBD with a blend of natural oils that can be used in the bathtub or shower to nourish and hydrate skin.
Sensual Flower is a hybrid strain featuring terpenes such as limonene and myrcene to promote relaxation and human connection.
Curious consumers across the United States and Canada can purchase a variety of the brand’s existing products without THC, including the Dark Chocolate Body Paint.
Munstone’s creations remind consumers that self-care and sexuality are crucial for living a healthy, happy life.
Those located on the East Coast and Midwest know that being snowed in is the perfect excuse for a marathon sex session.
But if avoiding sex because it irritates your vag is becoming an issue, it might be time to switch to CBD for lubrication. (Pro tip: NEVER use Oil-based lubricants with latex condoms because they can degrade the latex and increase the risk of breakage!)
Glissant’s Limited Edition Valentine’s Day boxes
Glissant is French for “sliding” or “slippery,” which speaks for itself.
The company was co-founded by Renee Garacochea and a urologist, Dr. Karyn Eilber, who describes their product as “a modern-day lubricant for the empowered woman.”
Glissant Intimate Huile D’amour (oil of love) lubricant spray is infused with 100 mg of CBD and CBG for the entourage effect and botanicals known by faeries to promote seduction.
Ginseng, maca, allium, and horny goat leaf are rumored to be aphrodisiacs. At the same time, CBD, CBG, and evening primrose oil may heighten sensation by increasing blood flow to private parts.
A smidge of peppermint creates a cooling sensation, like High on Love’s O gel, but with a hint of spicy cinnamon for balance. Provocative and playful with sleek, sexy, black packaging, this luxuriant product line is the Chanel of CBD lubes.
Ingredients l-arginine increases vaginal blood flow for heightened arousal; hyaluronic acid boosts hydration; and lactic acid helps maintain normal vaginal pH – which theoretically means fewer post-intercourse infections, while aloe soothes irritation.
Glissant’s highly covetable, hand-made limited edition (only 25 were made!) Valentine’s Day boxes are a perfect present for the luxurious babe in your life. Boite d’amour contains a range of cannabinoids with:
- Edible Sea Salt & Caramel CBD & CBG spray lube.
- CBD & CBF bath salts.
- A gorgeous, sparkly necklace vibrator in a spectacular, re-usable hand-crafted natural wood box with an acrylic top.
In contrast, the Any Which Way You Can box set contains both lubricants, full-size bath salts, and the specialty vibrator in a regular packaging.
Channel MadMen’s voluptuous secretary turned partner Joan Holloway’s eye-catching pen necklace by wearing the elegantly crafted necklace that moonlights as a gemstone vibrator.
Hiding in plain sight, this luxury personal pleasure stimulator signals to those who know what sex-positivity is all about.
A beautiful gemstone sits atop a luxuriously crafted, lightweight, gold plated, surgical stainless-steel, rechargeable necklace.
Foria has obtained cult status with its 100% plant-based sexual wellness brand’s intimacy line.
Arousal topical oil works with your body to enhance pleasure, ease discomfort, and help increase sensitivity with a unique blend of broad-spectrum CBD and organic botanicals.
Awaken was formulated to support sexual wellness for women and people with vulvas – solo or with a partner. Nothing works to maintain a WAP like Foria.
For women who deserve to have it all, this bundle includes all the bestsellers from Foria’s Intimacy collection in deluxe mini sizes – so get ready for some self-care anytime, anywhere.
The intimacy trifecta includes Awaken Arousal Oil to get warmed up, Sex Oil to keep going, and Intimacy Suppositories for après-bed self-care. Pack it in a makeup kit and turn on Tinder for travel mode.
Quim’s collection of plant-based serums and oils are appropriate for solo or partner play.
Harnessing the power of CBD (and THC for those based in legal-cannabis-state California), these serums meet all personal needs, from fostering proactive self-care rituals that support vaginal health to enhancing relaxation and sensation.
Choose what works best for your favorite vulva with CBD-based Smooth Operator Latex Safe Intimate Serum and Happy Clam Everyday Oil or THC-based Night Moves Intimate Oil and OH Yes! Latex Safe Intimate Serum. (The THC oils are currently only available in California.) A little extra TLC that can be enjoyed alone or together.
In the days leading up to Valentine’s, Quim will be offering 20% off Happy Clam and Smooth Operator with guaranteed delivery by 2/14.
Smooth Operator Intimate Serum ($48) is an aloe vera and hemp CBD-infused (100mg per 30ml bottle), latex-safe serum designed to increase blood flow, promote pelvic relaxation, and decrease inflammation and pain.
Shake before use, then apply four to six pumps to the clitoris, vulva, vagina, and beyond. Apply five to seven minutes before playtime, for best results.
Night Moves Intimate Oil is a cannabis-infused oil designed to intensify sensation and increase libido while serving as a proactive vaginal health supplement.
Liberally apply anywhere designed to enhance sensation.
For best results, apply 20 minutes before playtime.
The primary Ingredients are Cannabis THC (350mg/ 50ml bottle; 70mg/10ml bottle), Damiana, and Tea Tree.
You now have all of a sexpert’s secret weapons to make your private parts glisten. Happy Galentine’s Day!
